Archive for September, 2007
Annoyed Paris Hilton boycotts David Letterman show!
Posted by Paris Hilton in the late show with david letterman on September 27, 2007
Aneezshaikh:
It is a simple case of dreaming of a shooting star and getting hit by meteors instead. Talk-show host David Letterman would never have thought that his latest guest would become so annoyed by his fun pranks that his show will earn a place in her bad books! Read the rest of this entry »
Swedish tourist Alex Hugo is Paris Hilton’s new boy toy!
Posted by Paris Hilton in Alex Hugo, Paris Hilton on September 26, 2007
Fineblog:
Life for tourist Swedish youngster Alex Hugo has completely changed since he set his foot in Los Angeles. A pizza delivery boy is now ‘friend’ of hot and sensual Paris Hilton. The news is shocking for Paris’s fans and friends as no one has come to know that what made Paris Hilton fall for this shy, 22-year-old guy? Read the rest of this entry »
Paris Hilton banned from Oktoberfest
Posted by Paris Hilton in Oktoberfest, Paris Hilton on September 21, 2007
Paris Hilton has been banned from attending Germany’s Oktoberfest this year after organizers felt she ‘cheapened’ and ‘diminished’ last year’s event.
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Paris Hilton’s outfit is hideous!
Posted by Paris Hilton in Paris Hilton on September 19, 2007
Nidhi:
What the hell Paris Hilton is wearing while moving out of her mom and dad’s house. Nothing could be uglier than this outfit.
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Nicole Richie baby watch: Animal House By Paris Hilton
Posted by Paris Hilton in News on September 11, 2007
Why do I bother making bitchy comments about Nicole Richie when she is so clearly a walking punchline?
Associated Press
I could call her a fat cow, but why even bother? Unless that’s Zebra print she’s going for there.
Maybe Nicole’s actually pregnant. Her udders ARE looking larger than usual.
Hee — couldn’t help myself.
Question to consider By Paris Hilton
Posted by Paris Hilton in News on September 10, 2007
How do I feel about filming the birth of London Hilton and releasing it as “Nine Months In Paris, One Night Coming Out�
Possible gay porn crossover?
Paris Hilton at 2007 MTV Video Music Awards
Posted by Paris Hilton in Paris Hilton on September 10, 2007
Nidhi:
Paris Hilton showed off her new hairdo at the 2007 Video Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday.
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And baby makes … three? By Paris Hilton
Posted by Paris Hilton in News on September 9, 2007
Ever since I told everyone that I want get pregnant by next year, I’ve been getting a lot of really nice fan mail! Letters like this:
Hey Paris,
I hear you wanna get knocked up. Do you need a baby daddy? I’m 15 and I’ve never needed braces. So, like, our kid would have really nice teeth.
-Micheal
P.S. You could video tape us doing it if you want. I wouldn’t mind.
That’s sweet Micheal, but I can’t just pick my child’s father at random. This is probably one of the most important decisions I’ll ever make. And there’s so much I still don’t know about you. What kind of conglomerate does your family own? What are your feelings on leopard print bikinis for the 2-month-old set? How long is your tongue?
Micheal, why don’… Read more
Paris sues Hallmark Over ‘That’s Hot’ card
Posted by Paris Hilton in Hallmark Card Company, Paris Hilton on September 8, 2007
Nidhi:
Paris Hilton is suing card giant Hallmark over the use of her picture on a greeting card and her trademarked phrase ‘That’s Hot.’
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Motherhood: So hot right now By Paris Hilton
Posted by Paris Hilton in News on September 7, 2007
Associated Press
Ever since I got back from jail, I’ve been feeling a bit empty. At first I thought I just needed the new Prada handbag, but that didn’t really help. Mostly because that bag came out while I was in jail, so it was already old news.
So next I got another tiny dog to carry around. I named it Jimi Hendrix, after the muppet. But it turns out that small canines are totally out! The only celeb still buying dogs is Britney Spears, and I don’t want to be associated with that hag.
So what is it? What’s the new hot thing that all the celebrities have that I don’t? A mini-human!
Nicole, Angelina, all the Spice Girls. I need to hop on this bandwagon and fast; who knows how long this baby trend is going to last? I’m giving myself one y… Read more