Associated Press
It’s been a long time since I’ve updated this retarded livejournal. I’ve been too apathetic to make an effort typing my thoughts and ideas. So lame.
But thanks for your concern New York Daily News. I will survive just fine despite Grandps donating 97% of his fortune to charity. How you ask? On a steady diet of diet pills, material objects and cock. Just like always.
Oh, I can’t buy as many material possessions with tens of millions less you say? Fine I’ll compensate with more cock.
Maybe I’ll fuck a bear and get pregnant. Or flash my vag. Or flash my placenta after birthing a stupid baby.
I am a lady and you will treat me as such. Typing is boring.