We all knew there were going to be some major changes in Paris’ daily routines when old man Hilton decided he’d rather see his own flesh-and-blood suffer the cruelties of life than leave them some well-deserved inheritance.

Take for example this outfit that “poor” Paris had to don for her flight out of LAX airport in L.A. ever since she leant of her poverty the unlucky wench has had to cut down on her shopping sprees and see what she has ended up in- nothing matches anything else and you just get lost in all the patterns that are all over the place!

I feel so sorry for her. And not like she could save up to buy gorgeous dresses for the occasions either. Apparently her recent streak of bad luck has .caused her to improvise from previously owned clothes. The dress she wore to Backstreet Boys crooner A.J. McLean’s birthday party at Hyde in West Hollywood looks so familiar.

I have a nagging feeling I have seen Jennifer Aniston wearing the same dress in an old episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. My suspicions of Paris wearing pre-owned clothing were further raised when I saw her rhinestone-studded stockings. Very reminiscent of what they show those Red Light District ladies wearing on the news. And I did detect a distinctive tear around the knee as well! Should we start a petition demanding the government to pay her a poverty allowance or something?

Source: Just Jared