Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are a true Hollywood story – from best of friends to the worst of enemies. With all the bitichin’ and antics gone long enough, one of them decided to call it a truce. Yes you heard it right; Lohan tried to the gentlemanly thing and called up Paris, sending nice little messages in a 55-year-old smoker’s voice. The gist of the communiqué was an offer for peace and ending of the bitter vendetta.

So far so good! Hilton, being the snob that she without a doubt is, took offense and had her assistant call Lohan up and leave fart sound messages on pop diva’s voice mail. The National Enquirer says:

She had her assistant call Lindsay and leave fart sounds on her voice mail.

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