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> <channel><title>Simply Paris Hilton &#187; News</title> <atom:link href="http://www.simplyparishilton.com/category/news/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.simplyparishilton.com</link> <description>Paris Hilton Site, Fansite &#38; Gallery</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 15:30:16 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4</generator> <item><title>Paris Hilton in FHM</title><link>http://www.simplyparishilton.com/2009/10/paris-hilton-in-fhm/</link> <comments>http://www.simplyparishilton.com/2009/10/paris-hilton-in-fhm/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:18:25 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Paris Hilton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News]]></category> <guid
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src="http://www.simplyparishilton.com/wp-content/plugins/add-to-any/share_save_120_16.png" width="120" height="16" alt="Share"/></a></p><p>Paris Hilton has appeared in FHM, the mens magazine renowned for featuring the worlds sexiest female celebrities.</p><p><img
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src="http://www.simplyparishilton.com/wp-content/plugins/add-to-any/share_save_120_16.png" width="120" height="16" alt="Share"/></a></p><p>Proving that she is indeed enjoying her stay in London promoting her new show, <em>Paris Hiltons British Best Friend</em>, <strong>Paris Hilton</strong> brags about the new words shes learned while in the UK.</p><p>Our dear heiress shares in an interview, Ive been taught some slang, she says. If youre talking about a gross guy then you say hes a mangle; no, wait, a minger? I like that. And if you think a guys hot then you call him fit</em></p><p>Paris also shares that shes picking up the local dialect by watching UK soap operas yet havent really watched much since shes partying most of the times.</p><p><em>I havent seen much British TV yet because Im always out partying. But Ive seen a bit of EastEnders. It looks like its set in 1988.</em></p><p>Well its good to know that Paris is learning a lot of things lately.</p><p>Meanwhile, here are videos of Paris Hiltonâ€™s interviews with <strong>Loose Women</strong>.</p><p><object
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src="http://www.simplyparishilton.com/wp-content/plugins/add-to-any/share_save_120_16.png" width="120" height="16" alt="Share"/></a></p><p><strong>SOCIALITE Paris Hilton has sparked wedding rumours with her lover Benji Madden, after being introduced as his wife, and the pair exchanged diamond rings with one another&#39;s initials.</strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Paris Hilton is being introduced as lover Benji Madden&#39;s wife.</p><p>The hotel heiress &#8211; who started romancing the Good Charlotte rocker earlier this year &#8211; sparked wedding rumours after Benji&#39;s brother Joel called her his &quot;sister-in-law&quot; and Benji was spotted wearing a diamond ring bearing the initials PH.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.simplyparishilton.com/2008/04/paris-rumors-of-marriage/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Kathy Hilton to star in soap</title><link>http://www.simplyparishilton.com/2008/04/kathy-hilton-to-star-in-soap/</link> <comments>http://www.simplyparishilton.com/2008/04/kathy-hilton-to-star-in-soap/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:27:19 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Paris Hilton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News]]></category> <guid
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src="http://www.simplyparishilton.com/wp-content/plugins/add-to-any/share_save_120_16.png" width="120" height="16" alt="Share"/></a></p><p><p>Paris Hilton&rsquo;s mom, Kathy, is returning to acting. Kathy is set to appear in an upcoming episode of the soap opera &ldquo;The Young and the Restless&rdquo; as herself.</p><p>The maternal Hilton&rsquo;s character on the CBS drama will find a magazine cover model for Peter Bergman&rsquo;s character Jack Abbott. However, his wife Phyllis (played by Michelle Stafford) didn&rsquo;t take it lightly when Jack permits Hilton to take over the photo shoot.</p><p>Hilton taped the episode on Wednesday. Its screening date schedule is yet to be announced. Paris and Nicky&rsquo;s mom isn&rsquo;t new to acting. She had a small part in the sci-fi horror, &ldquo;The Dark,&rdquo; in 1979. Her TV credits include guest appearances in &ldquo;Bewitched,&rdquo; &ldquo;Family Affair,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Happy Days.&rdquo;</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.simplyparishilton.com/2008/04/kathy-hilton-to-star-in-soap/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>85000 People Apply To Be Paris&#8217; New Best Friend</title><link>http://www.simplyparishilton.com/2008/04/85000-people-apply-to-be-paris-new-best-friend/</link> <comments>http://www.simplyparishilton.com/2008/04/85000-people-apply-to-be-paris-new-best-friend/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:47:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Paris Hilton</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[News]]></category> <guid
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