SOCIALITE Paris Hilton has sparked wedding rumours with her lover Benji Madden, after being introduced as his wife, and the pair exchanged diamond rings with one another's initials.
Paris Hilton is being introduced as lover Benji Madden's wife.
The hotel heiress - who started romancing the Good Charlotte rocker earlier this year - sparked wedding rumours after [...]
She says, "She's a nice girl and a lot brighter than people give her credit (for) but no one sees her like that because she plays this character all the time. She's actually a marketing genius."
One thing's for sure is that Paris is a marketing genius. She has definitely made herself into a worldwide brand [...]
The hotel heiress arrived at Mahiki, in Mayfair, with her Good Charlotte rocker boyfriend Benji Madden at 1.20 a.m. on Tuesday, April 15.
Paris - who promised 'Mahiki Madness' on the invitations to her special evening - performed a steamy dance for Benji before the pair left at around 3 a.m.
A source said: "Paris and Benji [...]
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This is sooooooooo funny. Like literally I’m laughing out loud. I didn’t know there was a word for kissing girls and fingering them. I thought it was just what you did when you needed a night off from guys and their hairy buttholes. Now there’s a word for it – Labian. I would totally [...]
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It’s been a long time since I’ve updated this retarded livejournal. I’ve been too apathetic to make an effort typing my thoughts and ideas. So lame.
But thanks for your concern New York Daily News. I will survive just fine despite Grandps donating 97% of his fortune to charity. How you ask? On a [...]
Why do I bother making bitchy comments about Nicole Richie when she is so clearly a walking punchline?
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I could call her a fat cow, but why even bother? Unless that’s Zebra print she’s going for there.
Maybe Nicole’s actually pregnant. Her udders ARE looking larger than usual.
Hee — couldn’t help myself.
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How do I feel about filming the birth of London Hilton and releasing it as “Nine Months In Paris, One Night Coming Out”?
Possible gay porn crossover?
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Ever since I told everyone that I want get pregnant by next year, I’ve been getting a lot of really nice fan mail! Letters like this:
Hey Paris,
I hear you wanna get knocked up. Do you need a baby daddy? I’m 15 and I’ve never needed braces. So, like, our kid would [...]