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Ever since I got back from jail, I’ve been feeling a bit empty. At first I thought I just needed the new Prada handbag, but that didn’t really help. Mostly because that bag came out while I was in jail, so it was already old news.
So next I got another tiny dog [...]
I’ve told reporters that I think Nicole Richie will be a great mom. And I totally stand by that statement. Should Nicole actually GET pregnant, instead of carrying on with this ridiculous attempt to THWART my paparazzi power … I’m sure she’ll be great. Whenever we drove to Skid Row to buy [...]
Mattel just recalled 9 million toys because they were choking hazards and had dangerous amounts of lead.
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You know what WASN’T recalled? The Paris Hilton Hello Kitty Doll! It’s perfectly safe to swallow! No lead there! In fact, it’s an excellent source of protein!
Put it on the Christmas list, kids! [...]
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My ex, Nick Carter, went to the press last Tuesday and told reporters that he was over me and “bored with the sight of me.”
Um … Nick and I dated for, like, 7 months in 2003. Big whoop. I didn’t even know that we were exclusive until he got all teary eyed [...]
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What better way to get back in society’s good graces than taking up a cause? From now on I’m championing the environment.
I think that the Earth and I both have a lot in common. Like… we’re both hot. And we’re both the subjects of well-received documentaries. Of course, mine [...]
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“The Simple Life,” which moved from Fox to E! a month ago, is being renewed for a new season after tripling the Los Angeles network’s ratings.
Hilton recently announced that, after being in relationships for all her adult life, she is going to stay boyfriendless and celibate for a year. Why? …
Paris Hilton has rubbished the idea that The Simple Life offers viewers an insight into what she is actually like, as the reality show is ‘fake.’.
Nicky Hilton is taking on the family business by lending her famous name to a South Beach hotel, according to a report Friday.