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My ex, Nick Carter, went to the press last Tuesday and told reporters that he was over me and “bored with the sight of me.”
Um … Nick and I dated for, like, 7 months in 2003. Big whoop. I didn’t even know that we were exclusive until he got all teary eyed when I went down on his brother.
Over me, Nick? You weren’t over me when you stood outside my window for six hours singing Quit Playing Games with My Heart. I guess I really Showed You the Meaning of Being Lonely when I said “Bye, Bye, Bye.”
Oops, that last one was an N’Sync single, wasn’t it? I could never tell the difference between all of you guys anyway. The only reason we got together in the first place was because I thought it was Lance Bass in that bathroom stall. W… Read more

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What better way to get back in society’s good graces than taking up a cause? From now on I’m championing the environment.
I think that the Earth and I both have a lot in common. Like… we’re both hot. And we’re both the subjects of well-received documentaries. Of course, mine was only released on the internet, but we can’t all get Al Gore behind us. Figuratively.
And now, both the O-Zone and I have to clean up our act. The first step of which is honesty. Which is why I told Us Magazine about the hummer hybrid I was getting. And now General Motors is all pissy, saying that “a Hummer Hybrid doesn’t exist.”
Um… excuse me GM, was I talking to you? I drive a Ford Escape. What I do in my free time is none of y… Read more

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“The Simple Life,” which moved from Fox to E! a month ago, is being renewed for a new season after tripling the Los Angeles network’s ratings.

 

Hilton recently announced that, after being in relationships for all her adult life, she is going to stay boyfriendless and celibate for a year. Why? …

Paris Hilton has rubbished the idea that The Simple Life offers viewers an insight into what she is actually like, as the reality show is ‘fake.’.

Nicky Hilton is taking on the family business by lending her famous name to a South Beach hotel, according to a report Friday.

Paris Hilton made money by waving at a charity function a few months back and now actor Anthony Michael Hall wants to pay her for partying. Anthony wants to hire Hilton for his next movie ‘Life and Death in Vegas.’ He says that he wants her to play herself; this is what she exactly does in The Simple Life.

Anthony will direct as well as act in the movie. But he must know – to lure the sexiest heiress around, he will have to offer her suitcases filled with money. Above all, Paris is busy promoting her pop album these days.

Paris Hilton has recently disclosed her interest in football. Actually, she is more interested in the sportsmen, as who doesn’t like well-built men running around in shorts. However, she is spotted with lots of men everyday but she claims to be single and happy, and World Cup happened at the right time.

She even fancies Lukas Podolski, Swede Freddie Ljungberg and David Beckham. She thinks that Lukas is the sexiest man on the pitch. Paris even disclosed her desire to meet him one day.

Paris’s interest in footballers is increasing with each passing day, after having a fling with Matt Leinart she is planning to hook up with somebody else.

Can you imagine Paris Hilton asking for discount over a hotel room that too in Hilton hotel? Yes that was a prank she played on a hotel employee. She agreed to take part in a radio show wind-up by phoning the Glasgow Hilton to reserve a room. The prank was aired on the Real Radio Breakfast Show this morning.

She went up to the reservation clerk and asked him if she can get some discount on her room rate. The employee was completely puzzled with the situation and told her that he has offered her the best rate possible. Then she asked whether she had a corporate rate at the hotel. She kept on asking for discounted and he insisted that he is helpless. Then she said that she would get her manager to call back.

Radio show host Robin Galloway said that he never thought Paris would be interested in it but she was really cool and it turned out great.