Paris Hilton sent a hilarious fax to the White House from the VIP room of The Ivy restaurant on Friday evening. In the letter she begs Bush to pardon her for the sake of all the poor, less fortunate people in the country. Paris received 45 days jail term for violation and allegedly driving on a suspended license.

The letter read,

First, way to go on your selection to the presidency, I know the judges made the right decision in picking you. Even though I didn’t get to see you perform, you must have been hot.
Your presidency, people with our talents and abilities serve the country best by continuing to provide entertainment for people. What good would it do to lock me up for forty-five days when I could spend that time providing entertainment and employment opportunities to less fortunate people who have to work for a living?… Although our paths have never met, you don’t look like the kind of guy who would snatch people up and send them to prison without hardly any notice. I have club appearances, shopping trips, and doctors appointments scheduled months in advance. Canceling them at this late date would be a heartship to the DJs, merchants, and all the other unfortunate working people who depend on me for a livinghood… I could do ‘immunity’ service, like making a hot video warning kids about the dangers of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases).”

In the Letter, Paris also argues against the notice that requires her to report to the jail citing it as “rude and unusual” punishment.

Hear is another stance where President Bush finds him in a jinx though, different to the terror this time, there is a minimal chance that the gorgeous ‘devil’ will receive an affirmative on her appeal and this is what the source to the white house confirm – that its only a “little chance” that Mr. Bush will pardon Ms. Hilton.

Check out her Interview here

Source: Weird News